True story. A man walks into a Spanish restaurant and noticed somebody eating the biggest most delicious juicy pair of meat balls he had ever seen. He wanted to order the same but the owner told him the balls are from the bull fight that morning and if he wanted he can come back next week. So the man came back a week later. However he was served the smallest meat balls this side of Atlantic and he felt cheated. He demand an explanation from the owner, who told him “The bull won today”.